WELCOME TO THE SICK WORLD OF
The ROACH
ABOUT ME
Hi there! I am the ever present fungal foe that maintains the undergrowth you take for granted. I am the immortal roach infestation that holds the structural weak points of your home together. Fear me in the same underwhelming apathy you neglected me with in the first place.
RECENT BLOG POST
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SITE UPDATES!
Just started this like 09/16/26
MY SOURCES
LIKES
- Brown gravy
- Fall/Halloween
- Marker on cardboard
- Woke old ppl
- Unscented dial antibacterial soap
- Real big ass septums
DISLIKES
- MAGA/Trump/Facism
- Zionism
- Apathy
- Cottage Cheese
- Being hot
- Road Rage
